Ten Things I Love About You

So a certain brother of mine posted ten things he loved about me so because I'm just plain awesome and I love him too, I decided to post ten things I like about him. This is also as a way to compensate because I haven't been able to figure out what to comment on his post.

LAS DIEZ COSAS QUE AMO DE SODAPOP PETITE CURTIS!
(TOP TEN THINGS I LOVE ABOUT SODAPOP PETITE CURTIS!)

Zehn) His happy-go-lucky attitude can brighten anyone's day. Even on your worst, you're always best with him.

Nein) He has this perfectly balance level of sweetness and toughness.

Acht) He is so smart! Even if he doesn't think so. He just doesn't need books or problems to prove it. He has his own special way of thinking that makes total sense.

Sieben) Loyalty runs through his veins. He's always there when you need him and will do anything to help you.

Sechts) He's drop dead gorgeous... That sounded soooo weird coming from me but it's true! He embraces the well-known family looks.

Fünf) I don't know about you, but I wouldn't mess with him. He's a hell of a good fighter.

Vier) He understands everything and everybody. He doesn't judge you and somehow, always knows what to say to make you feel better.

Drei) He so nice to people and humble and a hopeless romantic. No wonder every girl in town wanted him.

Zwei) He's the BEST cook in the whole wide world and his cooking is always random. You never get bored around him.

Eins) He somehow managed to get me to suck up my pride and write this about him. It takes awesomeness to do that.

So here you go Soda. See? I can do nice things without expecting anything in return. I also think I should post one about Carson. Ok, Car, here comes YOUR one and only, special post from Kitty!

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CARSON MAYBELL RANDLE

Has a lesbian sister named Stevianne Randle.

Is the awesome Randle sibling.

Is rated by the FBI's as America's Most Wanted.

Has the biggest penis you have ever seen.

May or may not be a female. Her identity is kept as secret.

For some unreasonable reason, is best friends with The Blairinator.

Is a part-time pirate and full-time ninja.

Carson Randle has the World Record for most creative swear words produced in the count of five minutes.

Was born on the month of February, or so she says.

Doesn't have to put up with the shit of being in a relationship. She makes 'independent women' look in shame.

Hangs out kindergarden gold stars when people do good things.

Has Kitty Curtis wondering why she entitled her post as 'Chandler Bing'.

Doesn't like when people use wink smiles. E.G. ;)

Major badass.

Has achieved perfect Nirvana, scratch that, Awesomeness.

And that's is pretty much all the confidential file of Carson Maybell Randle had to share.